People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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