There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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