With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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