i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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