At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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