Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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