Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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