So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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