Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Shame is for Republicans.
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