I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only you would photoshop your dick
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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