i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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