Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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