We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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