Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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