she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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