Dual....:-)
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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