hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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