Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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