would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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She's the barista slut.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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