She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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