I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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