They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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