ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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