She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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