We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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