I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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