I didn't shave. On purpose
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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