I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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