So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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