where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
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i think i have herpe
just one?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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