Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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