The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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