i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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