windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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