its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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