Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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