Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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