i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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