I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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