just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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