bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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