STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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