Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize