I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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