i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
accomplished twins. life is a go
pop tarts are not kleenex
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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