And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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