Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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