yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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