This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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