one two three fourrrrnication!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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